Mickey Mouse Wont Comment on Voter Fraud

Well, the election is over, and there are so many things that could be said, but I will only comment on one thing. I was at the polls, and I kept looking, and I was quite shocked. Disappointed even... I was sure I was going to see Mickey Mouse trying to steal the election.




(Mickey when asked about his ties to ACORN)

Dont let that cute exterior fool you. I watched enough CNN reports to know that this Hollywood liberal was going to do everything in his power to vote in our election. My other concern was people who registered to vote 80 times, who would then clone themselves, and try to vote at the same polling place 80 times. Voter registration fraud is wrong, but, the real concern is VOTER fraud. And since this was a story on the news EVERY... SINGLE... DAY... I know it must have been extremely important. Now, I'm still not quite sure how Mickey Mouse got himself on the voter rolls, and in how many counties he was able to do this, but he'll be walking his 2foot self in the door of all these different polling stations across the nation (that guy runs, REALLY fast) and showing his driver's license(s?), and there will be no stopping him. I know what you're thinking... yes, Mickey Mouse carries thousands of different drivers licenses. Cartoon pants pockets have limitless space in them.

Mickey Mouse, I understand, Im still worried about his nefarious schemes... the people who registered 80times, hmmm... Im still not quite sure how that works, but CNN reported on it, so Im sure there must be some way to vote in the same county 80 times. I think... I'm not sure, but I think the guy clones himself 81 times... dresses one of his clones up like a beligerant homeless person, and the homeless clone causes a distraction while the clone who is at the sign-in table erases his previous signature so it looks like this is his first time in the polling station. Yes, those clones are very cunning. They all carry smudge proof erasable ink pens.

Okay, whew... good, I feel better now. At first, I thought this was just another "trash" entertainment-based news story by the "liberal"(???) media trying to shock/scare people for ratings, but after rationalizing out how a guy can vote in the same precinct 80times in the same day, I really feel this was a legitimate story and Im glad CNN chose to report on it every single day. See, what I initially thought, was that, the leaders of ACORN were just stupid for paying people "per registration," however, in actuality, there was a true plot between Mickey Mouse and ACORN to have fictional animated characters trans-materialize in our carbon-based matter world with all their necessary voting/identification information, walk into voting booths all across the nation, and swing the election. Thats rational. I feel so much better now. Even more so for the intellect of the nation who CLEARLY grasped this and saw the significance of this issue long before I did. I'm so slow...

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE49K0A120081021
[ Californian who registered voters charged with fraud ]

For some strange reason, I was concerned about people like Mark Jacoby, who lives in Arizona but travelled to California to register people in a state he no longer lives in (which is illegal) AND purposely decieved them into registering as Republicans without their concent. Silly me... even though this man was ARRESTED the "liberal" media didn't cover this story, OF COURSE ITS NOT A BIG DEAL. Of course...

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/09/us/politics/09voting.html
[ States’ Actions to Block Voters Appear Illegal ]

I was concerned about states dropping thousands and thousands of people from their voter rolls days before the election as reported by the New York Times, so that when they go to the polls to vote, they find out they are no longer registered to vote.

And the days leading up and the day of the election (JUST LIKE PREVIOUS ELECTIONS) people reported receiving "voter suppression" calls that either their polling place had changed, or that the election date had change. There are many, many, many, many, many, many, examples of such activities. Not only this time around, but especially in Florida in 2000 and in Ohio in 2004.

None of this reported in the mainstream. And if so, only in passing. Clearly... CLEARLY, the "liberal" media knows that these stories are trash. The Real story of voter fraud in America is the collusion between Mickey Mouse and ACORN in their plans to steal the election from the American people.